A post by Oliver Hudson is making its way around the internet, highlighting the laughable headlines Tabloids come up with and it’s done in the funniest way.
Global (23 January 2017) – Over the weekend Oliver Hudson was casually walking around his local supermarket when he caught sight of a tabloid magazine boasting about the budding romance between his little sister Kate Hudson and Brad Pitt.
While rumours have been in the air for a few weeks now, the magazine cover stated that Brad was moving in with Kate, sending Oliver into an all-out sarcastic and funny Brad rant.
He starts off by saying “Yeah and it’s been hell!! He’s messy as s**t! He drinks out of the f*****g carton and leaves the door open when he’s taking a dump!! And this is when he’s at MY house!!!”
Oliver then jokes about how this new relationship is coming between his family members.
“He’s already calling me brother and has driven a wedge between myself and my real brother Wyatt who now won’t speak to me..”
It gets even funnier when he calls Brad out for not being the greatest uncle ever.
“He insists my kids call him uncle B and lost my youngest at the Santa Monica pier for 2 days.. thank god for amber alert..”
Oliver even calls out his mother, Goldie Hawn, for her inappropriate behaviour, saying, “My mom’s overtly flirting with him! She’s wearing these little nighties around the house now?! But ALL DAY!! Like at 3 pm! And Pa just keeps saying “All right!! It’s Brad Pitt!!”
Finally, Oliver ends off his rant by pleading with Brad to hurry up and get out
“Anyway not going well.. so BP.. it’s time to move out man.. I need my life back dog.. I’ll smoke one more bowl and then get the f**k out.. we thank you.. oh and I found your medical bracelet so I’ll get that back to you.. ok..”
I think it’s fair to say that Oliver Hudson wins the internet with his hilarious post, sometimes tabloids can be so off-point and presumptuous, so it’s fantastic to see someone make light of a silly headline in the best way.
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